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The Rest Of The Best 2011

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Let’s make this  short and sweet. Consider this an Idiot’s version of the Skandies if the Skandies had a brow lower than the common denominator.

BEST MONOLOGUE: Donal Logue, Shark Night 3D

BEST SEX SCENE: Nicholas Cage/Charlotte Ross, Drive Angry 3D

BEST OPENING: The Loneliest Planet

BEST END OF THE WORLD: Melancholia

BEST USE OF JASON STATHAM: The Mechanic

WORST USE OF JASON STATHAM: 13

BEST PROMOTIONAL SHORT FILMS: Bellflower

BEST FUCKING AROUND THE BUSH: The Student

BEST SHORT: Gumbel

BEST LONGEST RUN AT A THEATER: Tree of Life

BEST SHORTEST RUN ANYWHERE: The Undefeated

BEST POPCORN-NY: Lincoln Center’s. Sorry, Film Forum.

BEST POPCORN-LA: Even not living there, ArcLight caramel corn 4 lyfe.

BEST POPCORN-DC: No winner.

BEST THING EVER: VOD being adopted by more folks so I can quietly rent Fast Five without anyone knowing my secret shame.

BEST REGRET: See above.

BEST POLITICAL COMMERCIAL 2010: See above. Watch it all.

BEST BODY HORROR/PSYCHOSEXUAL FILM BY DAVID CRONENBERG: A Dangerous Method

BEST FINAL SHOT: 

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